I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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