it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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