I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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