i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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