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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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