In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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