i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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