If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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