office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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