seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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