Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
