i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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