I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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