I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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