After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she peed on how many people?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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