they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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