I think I just saw someone hide a body.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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