They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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