I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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