hotel room ftw
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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