Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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