why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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