Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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