i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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