Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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