I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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