Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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