you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
being pregnant is like rehab
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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