I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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