I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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