whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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