How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
bring money and cleavage
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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