i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
foreskin is a definite game changer
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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