The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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