I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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