Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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