what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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