ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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