oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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