Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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