Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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