So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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