well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm like, not good at living.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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