I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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