Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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