yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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