Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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