Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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