is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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