Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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