smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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