It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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